Man, is this guy ever having some fun with the english language…
Examples:
“If you voted for the recall, you might have thought you were voting to boot Gray Davis out of office. But that’s because you’re a moron, easily distracted by sparkly lights and shiny objects.”
“And while we’re at it, every single person who voted in this California gubernatorial election who does not vote in the next one should very simply be taken out and beaten to death with a pipe, as it will be obvious you have no actual interest in the democratic process, you’re just a tourist looking for a thrill ride.”
“Every single person who voted in this election who did not vote in the actual gubernatorial election in 2002 is a complete and total fucking tool.”