When your name is El Guapo, you better be either really handsome or really ugly.
The “male/mail plane” joke is funnier in the edited for TV version, oddly.
That really is a nice pocketwatch.
There’s something about mixing up English with other languages that’s inherently funny (to me). (eg, “three amigos”)
“I’ll fill you so full of lead, you’ll be using your THING for a pencil!”
“…What do you mean?”