The Robot and the Snake

One time there was this robot that looked like a snake. There was also a snake that looked like a snake. (A python, but not the Bi-Colored Python Rock Snake.)

The robot arched sinuously. “I can do that too,” said the snake, and did.

The robot charged up an electric car. “Welp, I can’t do THAT,” the snake said and wept a bitter tear.

A little door in the robot opened up and a tiny snake poked its head out (a garden-variety garden snake, if you must know), and said, “Hey, you sure can. Just get yourself one of these babies!”

The python got its own robot suit and spent the rest of its days “happily” charging up electric cars.

Moral: Just because you look like a robot, doesn’t mean you are one.

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