So, you know, Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods and stuff. They had thrown these breadcrumbs everywhere, but the birds at them all. Kids, amirite? I bet you didn’t know that there was another witch. She lived in a house made of vegetables. Carrots, beets, celery, spinach. You name it, if it was a vegetable, it was in that freaking house. It was all held together with vegemite. Hansel and Gretel took one look at it and ran screaming (further) into the forest.
Moral: No one ever got fat being a vegetable witch.