Author: shawn

Sink the watcher and his cows among the coiled derry fellows lurcking in the sum don’t hide in cornstalkrows–just keep your head in silence so the old and twisted natter box will silence

Perhaps the pirates ate them!

This baking website [Joy of Baking] seems quite useful. Heaps and heaps of information about baking and baking’s most used ingredients. A bit of the “science of baking”, if you will.

crane dream–goon drowns in crane guano after being smashed in head with peevish ex-wife’s handbag (brick inside)
but what the hell were the crane’s for?

Washpots are sliding
down underneath
the darkling
winter’s chalk

“awfulnesses”
onesies & twosies
threesies & sixsies

Ruprecht the Dancing Mule
(tap? salsa?)

Towards the end of sparkle shot flying outward into perspicacious night–dance! ye clowns, dance in fuddlement at the orneriness of starlight

Contrary to concepts of great and serious mindmatter, there is no “it” to toss around like a ragbaby, trainwreck bedamned, Horatio! With friends like Horatio, Hamlet (Hamlet, Horatio) who needs fingertwisters, torturers and bagmen?

Concepts bedamned–there’s plenty to go around!

+armadillos creeping in to take over SW military installation–under whose direction?

+magic coffee which causes people to never sleep–hence, sleep deprivation, hence, hallucination and other assorted sleeplessness related dementia

+but who could be protagonists?
—–mushroom farmer (“ordinary” mushrooms) in the sewers of… NY(?) Cleveland(?) Albuquerque(?) London(?)
——Lion tamer from Scandinavia
albino, afraid of rats (weasels? rodents?) and parrots. why? agents of…
——Scapparah, King of the Indies. S. wears a crown with a duck, seven stars, a pentlaganet, several South American diseases/parasites, loves scrabble and other wordgames, has 17 children of 14 wives/concubines etc. (maybe he’s the emperor of the Indies?)

Man can never leave diner, but he has a bottomless cup of coffee–cast of characters visit him… (literary)